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a cluster fuck from my brain

January 2011

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…if I watch the black and yellow music video I can find out what those colors actually mean.

How do you lose 13 pounds in a week? ARE YOU FORREALZ??!!? …why am I so good I just don’t even know. I JUST DON’T EVEN KNOW. IS THIS POSSIBLE!?

That awkward moment

thatawkwardmoment: when a couple of guys (who are up to no good), start making trouble in your neighborhood. You get in one little fight and your mom gets scared, and says “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”

I have a love/hate relationship with being healthy. I love how I feel but I hate missing Dominos…

Already super cranky

lickystickypickyme: for the upcoming diet month. -__-

when people lie to me and I find out. ignorance is bliss.

i just fucking got here, I love sucking.

I lied, I’m scared to go back to college. It almost makes me want to drop out like everyone else is that wants to transfer, but I’m staying. I just can’t wait to be in a groove and it takes me a few months to get that way. I hope the transition is easier this time because it sucks being miserable.

The awkward moment

thatawkwardmoment: when your best friend chooses T-Pain to go on the boat instead of you.

i don’t like college-but i’m kind of excited to go back and actually be doing something. Plus I miss my roommates-especially Carissa. I have all these plans and schedule and a much as I’m dreading going back I am also kind of excited. There are quite a few things I’m worried about but I hope as I progress during the semester I overcome those things. Now that I know I am...

sometimes i think the human race was created to...

Day 9-Your Future

Day 8-Name Something Satisfying in Your Life

I have a few moments… 1. going to camp and finally feeling skinny/happy 2. applying to colleges 3. being in my apartment with my roomies smoking cigarettes and prancing around to florence and the machine the day before winter break 4. getting an A- in my philosophy class.. 5. graduation party (most of it)

Day 7- Zodiac Sign

WHAT IS MY ZODIAC SIGN? Am I a cancer… Am I a leo…. honestly, who gives a fuck?

petedel: is cyber crack. but really…

slizzard: v. a very slutty lizard

I love urban dictionary.

1. I narrate my entire life in my head 2. I’m actually nice 3. I hate you 4. I want to move down south 5. I’m a list person 6. I like fashion but I am always wearing sweatpants 7. I can hold my breath underwater for a minute 8. I don’t dream 9. I hate my college 10. I’m debating whether to put periods after these sentences but they’re too short so I...

Day 5- A time you thought about ending your own...

Agnostic until I’m mature enough to make an informed decision…don’t know when that will happen! Oh well.

On facebook if you are going to take a picture with you and a newborn baby please do the following things: A. have makeup on so i don’t think you were in labor for 30 hours B. do not lie down with the child or be holding it in some sort of a bed C. fail to label the picture with an appropriate title or a title at all …I know this is hard for you aspiring teenage mothers, but please...

oh my god but why do i watch toddlers and tiaras?

-everyrosehasitsthorn: it’s like addicting but seriously? spray tanning 5 year olds, shaving 7 year olds’ legs? make up on 3 year olds… but it’s so good…and i secretly want to enter my little sister in a pageant and move down south…secretly

That awkward moment on People's Choice Awards when...

The person who really loves you sees what a mess...

Day 3-Your view on drugs and alcohol

I’ve struggled for the past year or so whether I thought alcohol and drugs were okay. It really bothers me when the people who want to legalize marijuana or other drugs are doing bad in school-or are not able to go to a good college solely because of their grades. I think that when drugs and alcohol begin to affect your everyday life it’s a problem. I think that some people who get...

"That awkward moment when it's 1:30 in the morning...